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Bijou Phillips:
Bijou Phillips
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Information:
Name: Bijou Phillips
Born: 1980-04-01
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Howard Stern (2000), Dark Streets (2008), Almost Famous (2000), The Bridge to Nowhere (2008), Octane (2003)
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I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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Policeman: Why are you
driving
without a license?
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
was on this day two years
ago that I lost my dear wife and
children.
I'll never forget that game of cards...
CalbhachMeilseoiryA
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !
MertonAlvabd
Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I don't
know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have
caught
decimals.'
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bullet
!
Bullet who ?
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !
JerethWoodmanFE
How many LA cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to
splinters.
IoloBrettonNW
What do you get
when you cross Holy
Water with castor oil?
A religious movement!
BeauvaisBornbazineuB
Why do teachers
use a bamboo
cane?
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
OrlandoDavyGG
How can you tell when witches are carrying
a
time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
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