About LaidlyMacCallumuf
Ione Skye:
Ione Skye Naked
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Information:
Name: Ione Skye
Born: 1971-09-04
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God... Be Back by Five (1998), Dry Cycle (2003), River's Edge (1986), Jump (1999), It's Called the Sugar Plum (1991)
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Benjamin Bratt:
Benjamin Bratt
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Information:
Name: Benjamin Bratt
Born: 1963-12-16
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
5th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (1999), After the Storm (2001), The Red Road to Sobriety (1995), The Many Faces of Catwoman (2005), The 57th Annual Tony Awards (2003)
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curry
!
Curry who ?
Curry me back home will you !
GladwynKeytv
Why did the chicken end up in the soup
?
Because it ran out of cluck !
DohateHarrimanYz
What did the bunny say when he only had
thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
GillCynbelcm
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark
!
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
!
PedroDerroldTa
After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
reassuring voice
of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is
absolutely
impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible,
..."
RaeBartaY
Reporter: What made you
go out on that
dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy Hero: I
had to do it. He had my skates on.
MannyDarielWF
Teacher : What's happens to gold
when it
is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !
NahumFabreKu
What's the matter son?
The boy next door
said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing he's bigger
than me !
HerlebeorhtDorrelyz
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn't been made up yet.
QuarrieTibaultSz
Q: What do blondes and
cow-pats have in
common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
BlaizeDevanbF